As I have mentioned before I am in the height of wedding season — and I love nothing more than sipping endless vino with friends as I showcase my classic dance moves in celebration of the happy couple.
At this last wedding I also did a fake piano playing performance – See Below:
There were a few excellent dancers at this wedding. A couple from LA who could have been hired wedding crashers their moves were so impressive — booty drops and high kicks ALL OVER the floor. Surprisingly both straight, married… to each other. Very impressive. But there was one girl’s moves I really had my eye on. The CUTEST little girl and her brother hoppin’ all over the dance floor.
I tried to be their friend all night without success until I caught them in a moment of weakness playing video games. I took a seat on the floor to help them beat a level + the dancing begun. The little girl hopped up and down holding my hands and laughed as I tickled her belly whirling around the dance floor in a perfect vision of my live 7+ years from now.
Until. I realized I was dancing with a strangers baby. In public. Yes, her mom was there and refrained from interference. But the courteous reminder from my friends that holding a strangers baby is weird and also wildly innapropriate was the cue it was time to leave…immediately.
We left to wait in the LONGEST karaoke line ever so I couldn’t even wrap up the perfect evening with a rendition of “Hold On.” But alas, I DID get to dance with the best dancer at the wedding so I consider it a win.